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Me encontre esto hace un rato... y si bien esta en ingles, pense en traducirlo, pero pierde un poco la gracia. Aun asi, si alguien no entiende, q pregunte, no hay problema en explicarlo
You know you are a porteño when:Visto en http://spanishstudies.blogspot.com/2006/01/are-you-from-buenos-aires.html
- At any time of the day, a café con leche and 2 medialunas can be considered a square meal
- You can, at all times, find a heladería within 3 blocks
- You would much rather be a bostero xeneise than a maldita gallina, and you know what that means
- In your barrio, there are more people on the streets at 3 am than 3 pm
- ¿Qué sé yo?
- Nothing is good anymore, it's bárbaro
- You have learned how to get across Avenida Libertador without getting run over, before the pedestrian light even turns green
- You have accepted the fact that you cannot successfully walk across 9 de Julio before the lights turn red, because everyone knows it's the widest avenue in the world
- You instinctively cross yourself everytime you pass a church, even when riding on the bus
- Your guía Lumi is old and falling apart, but you still won't leave home without it
- You can walk the entire length of Florida without being heckled once by a money-changer or flyer distributor
- $60 is far too much to pay for anything, unless, of course, it is an unbreakable termo para el mate
- You consider both superpancho and choripan to be hearty meals
- Based on taste alone, you can pick out a Terrabusi alfajor in a double-blind test
- You complain about everything while in Buenos Aires, but as soon as you leave, you begin to miss it
- Upon getting into a taxi, instead of stating your destination, you give a series of turns and street names, entering into a battle of wits over who knows the grid best
- You generally communicate better in gestures than actually conversing
- You know the attractive women all over Palermo Hollywood are really men, but that's OK
- You think nothing of hopping on a bus for 15 hours to get away for the weekend
- You don't find it surprising that 2 of these hours are spent leaving the city
- No matter how hectic life gets, you can always find time to tomarse unos mates
- Nothing is cool anymore, it's re-canchero. You and your friends, (who are all capos and copados, obvio) are re-chochos because you just saw a recital that was alucinante.
- You have forgotten your name and now only answer to a string of epithets, such as che, maestro, flaco, papá, tigre, fierita, pibe, etc.
- You don't coges el bus or tomas la guagua, you subís al bondi
- You don't go out to comer, you go to morfar
- You have come to accept the fact that Buenos Aires sometimes huele a mar, even though it's a five hour drive to the ocean
- Fito Paez just passed by on the street and nobody seemed to notice
- A bar at a car wash, a Kosher McDonald's, and a Museo del Jamón all seem to make sense, somehow
- You know where to see the movies for 2 mangos, but still go to Village Recoleta because it's top
- You know that a disco is not a place to dance or a genre of music, but a place to buy food
- You eat sandwiches without crusts, pizza with a knife and fork and empanadas with your fingers
- You find yourself eating ñoquis on the 29th of each month, and not really knowing why
- You stay out till 6 am at a boliche but are still fresh as a daisy for your class at 9
- You mix ketchup and mayo, slather the beastly concoction on everything, and have the audacity to call it salsa golf
- You begin to wonder how Washington D.C. got off copying the obelisco, why London stole Buenos Aires' phone booths and letter boxes, and why Milan’s La Scala operahouse had to steal the blueprints for Teatro Colón
- You get used to the fact that though you live in a port city, you rarely, if ever, see the waterfront.
- You don't find it at all confusing thatthere are streets called Peña, Rodríguez Peña, Luis Saenz Peña and Roque Saenz Peña, all in fairly close proximity. Nor that there are an Yrigoyen and Irigoyen that intersect, despite their different spellings.
- It makes perfect sense that the seediest redlight bars are directly alongside Recoleta cemetery, where the Argentine aristocracy is buried
- You are nostalgic for the bygone days of Carlos Gardel, or of Evita's Casa Rosada speeches, or even Maradonna's "hand of God" goal, even though you never saw any of them
- It doesn't seem to bother you that a "drugstore" sells anything but drugs
- You can get everything delivered to your departamento...from munchies to mariachis
- You consider it rude when you throw a party and people show up on time, while you are still making preparations, obvio...
- You feel comfortable wearing alpargatas just about anywhere
- You can't imagine drinking coffee without briskly following it with a shot glass of mineral water
- You know all the parts of a cow and you're not a butcher or a veterinarian
- You refer to everything outside the capital as the interior of the country
- You realise that Neuquen is a palindrome, Salta a command and Buenos Aires a cruel joke, given the level of air pollution
- No weekend feels complete without a trip to the feria
- You are a self-made expert on EVERYTHING
- Your favourite thing to do is fiaca or huevo, the special actions of not doing anything
- You drink your mate amargo but eat dulce de leche on everything
- You realise that when there is a superclasico, everything halts for el fútbol
- You can find Evita’s grave blindfolded, and know that Carlos Gardel is buried in Chacarita, even though nobody knows for sure where he was born
- Your swear words include colourful descriptions of the birthing process and the private parts of a parrot
- Everything is a quilombo
- It seems normal that professional dog walkers are dragged around by up to 20 canines, and that there is a bus to cart dogs around the city to the parks.
Para los q no saben, la avenida libertador es practicamente imposible de cruzar si no se tiene el tiempo contado. Por mi parte, siempre me valgo de mi vieja o de alguna persona q ande por ahi para medir el tiempo... sino me pisan xD
Por otra parte, me siento identificado con varias... pero no todas(menos en esas relacionadas a futbol, iglesias y travestis xDD)







8 comment(s):
XD
Me recuerdo a una página parecida puertorriqueña.
XD Te vas dando cuenta que las mayoria de las cosas que dice son verdad!
:P Me gusto el post, muy weno.
Por
Jetta Knex, a las
7/24/2006 11:03:00 p. m.
Pensaba, ¿qué puteadas nuestras hablan "coloridamente" del proceso de nacimiento, y de las partes privadas de los loros? Necesito saberlo.
Por
Ailin, a las
7/24/2006 11:08:00 p. m.
No hay necesidad de ponerse agresiva Ailin, todo va en tono de humor.
Por
El Neko, a las
7/25/2006 12:17:00 a. m.
Jajajaja! es que simplemente todas las ciudades del mundo tienen avenidas como esa XD.
Y luego las bromas que se hacen sobre las verdades que tiene la ciudad y entre otras cosas de las que siempre se puede burlar uno, neh? XDDD
Hay una avenida cerca de mi casa, que a una amiga de la prepa le daba pánico cruzar y una vez que iba conmigo, se quedó: "no, no!!! Espera, es muy peligroso!!" Y me paso como si nada: "ah, sí? Yo lo veo super fácil o.o"
Jajajajaja!!!! XD
Por
KYTH-Tawsuna, a las
7/25/2006 04:20:00 p. m.
¿Agresiva?
Neko, ud está bien?
Me gustaría saber qué puteadas tienen que ver con loros, porque quizás las digo y desconozco ese matiz.
No more than that!
Por
Ailin, a las
7/25/2006 08:42:00 p. m.
Ah, disculpe, entendi mal su mensaje.
Por otra parte, no soy especialista en puteadas, asi que no sabría contestarle con precisión, y en esos temas que desconozco, prefiero callar antes de decir cualquier pavada.
Mar: Hoy pase de vuelta, y pusieron un contador en el semáforo. O sea, hace una cuenta regresiva de 20 segundos, y luego, suelta las manadas.
Es gracioso, porque me hace acordar a los contadores de las bombas... son iguales incluso en el sentido de que llegando a cero todavia estas cruzando, mueras, ya que nadie se va a quedar esperandote.
Por
El Neko, a las
7/26/2006 01:05:00 a. m.
T bueno che, me reí bastante, a pesar que no soy de bairesm si no de córdoba, hay varias que se asemejan...
En cuanto a las puteadas... puedo decitr que soy un experto... nah!! pero a lo mejor puedo aclarar las dudas de ailin.
Con respeto a la pobre lora... se refiere la "con%$#ha de la lora", no sé en baires pero en córdoba es una de las frases más comunes como así tambien "cul&%$au", y creo que no son descripciones "coloridamente" del proceso de nacimiento, si no del proceso de "hacer" un bb, osea el acto sexual, que hay millones de maneras de referirse al sexo.
Bueno eso es todo, espero haber podido aclarar las dudas de Ailin, jeje!!
Por
Ichigo, a las
7/26/2006 11:14:00 a. m.
Ahhh... es verdad, sepan disculparme, he estado distraída, usando siempre los mismo insultos aburridos... Sí, yo también puteo en porteño. Malos hábitos de los que nacemos por aquí, meter a los pobres animales.
Por
Ailin, a las
7/27/2006 03:45:00 p. m.
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